Deceit! (VBP)
The humans have flattened our boxes! They say it doesn’t look good in their living room. Oh the humanity!
Fortunately, until the garbage humans come pick them up, there is still a chance that I can save them!

Yep, these are OUR boxes!

If I can only manage to take them out of behind the couch…

The humans attached them together. They killed the boxes!
Well, adieu, my castle!
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Today is the last day to vote for me!